I never would've dreamed that her heart was so wicked

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-elusional) will be formally put up for nomination at the Democratic Convention in two weeks, because, according to her and her "campaign", there is a groundswell of support among her, um, supporters, to officially have their voices heard. Of course by "supporters" they mean Bill Clinton and Chelsea Clinton and by "have their voices hear" they mean SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE'S STEALING THE NOMINATION

The deal to have Hillary’s ego fest go forward was struck because the Obama and Clinton camps weren’t able to agree on the proper way to recognize Hillary’s campaign; Obama of course wanted her to give a speech talking about the historical implications of both her campaign and his, about her groundbreaking commitment to universal health care and her unmatched policy expertise. Clinton, on the other hand wanted to put this image on the screen behind her for 45 uninterrupted minutes and then immediately have a roll call vote:

On a serious note, while this will have some positive influence on the disenfranchised Hillary voters, it will also allow the Republicans to paint a very nice picture for themselves: not even his own party is behind Barack Obama. The delegate count was so close, if those numbers remain true Barack will “win” the nomination in a very tight vote. Hopefully, he will then give the greatest speech in the history of mankind on Thursday (aside from Quint’s “Indianapolis” monologue in Jaws) and she will fade into Bolivian.

It won’t be a brokered convention by any means; the party has its nominee, but a close vote and 2 days of Clinton (Chelsea, Hillary, Bill, and then a close vote on Wednesday), followed by McCain announcing his VP pick on Friday, and the impact of Barack’s story, and his speech, could be muted.

Wow this is exciting.