A brief aside

As if my "readers" didn't already know this, sometimes I get a little bored. Along with my boredom, however, is an internal desire to do good. You know, to make people's lives better. So here is the Moderately Effed altruistic gesture of the day. Let's get this guy a threesome!

To be honest, if anyone wants to figure out a way to get me a threesome, I am all ears. I'd settle for a twosome.