Musings
- Magic Johnson is producing a movie about Jason "JMAC" McElwain, the autistic high school basketball player who scored 20 points in 4 minutes in a game in February. Wow, first he meets President Bush and now Magic. What inarticulate former party boy will he get to hang out with next? I'm crossing my fingers that this will somehow lead to the television return of The Magic Hour.
- Presidential aide and famed dickbag Karl Rove testified before a grand jury for the fifth time this week, where he undoubtedly hemmed and hawed and claimed that Howard Dean was, in fact, the 20th hijacker. Here's hoping that Rove gets indicted, causing President Bush to really put his foot down and finally show Rove the door. To his new office. Which is not really smaller than his old office, just a little further away from the snack room. And it only has two windows instead of three.
- A Senate panel recommended that the administration abolish FEMA and start from scratch. I thought they did when they hired Michael Brown. I don't remember anyone complaining about the ineffectiveness and poor structure of FEMA in the 90's when they were actually doing a good job, but I guess there were more important things going on like blow jobs and cattle deals. I don't know about everyone else, but I am truly petrified that the agency that is responsible for the aftermath of terrorist attacks and other disasters is so disfunctional the the United States Senate is suggesting that IT BE ABOLISHED!!!
- Easy on the Lebron as Oscar Robertson/Michael Jordan/Larry Bird/Magic Johnson stuff alright? 7 of 25 from the floor, 1 of 6 from 3 and 2 assists (!!!) in 43 minutes in Game 2. Meanwhile, news reports have Steve Nash repeating as NBA MVP. A white Canadian point guard winning back to back MVP awards? I have a headache.
- Presidential aide and famed dickbag Karl Rove testified before a grand jury for the fifth time this week, where he undoubtedly hemmed and hawed and claimed that Howard Dean was, in fact, the 20th hijacker. Here's hoping that Rove gets indicted, causing President Bush to really put his foot down and finally show Rove the door. To his new office. Which is not really smaller than his old office, just a little further away from the snack room. And it only has two windows instead of three.
- A Senate panel recommended that the administration abolish FEMA and start from scratch. I thought they did when they hired Michael Brown. I don't remember anyone complaining about the ineffectiveness and poor structure of FEMA in the 90's when they were actually doing a good job, but I guess there were more important things going on like blow jobs and cattle deals. I don't know about everyone else, but I am truly petrified that the agency that is responsible for the aftermath of terrorist attacks and other disasters is so disfunctional the the United States Senate is suggesting that IT BE ABOLISHED!!!
- Easy on the Lebron as Oscar Robertson/Michael Jordan/Larry Bird/Magic Johnson stuff alright? 7 of 25 from the floor, 1 of 6 from 3 and 2 assists (!!!) in 43 minutes in Game 2. Meanwhile, news reports have Steve Nash repeating as NBA MVP. A white Canadian point guard winning back to back MVP awards? I have a headache.
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