Friday news roundup
- Fun news out of South Florida, where Federal agents raided a house filled with Muslim extremists who were planning on blowing up the Sears tower and the Federal Building in Miami. Man, thank God the administration supports militarizing the border and building strategic missile defense! President Bush will hold a press conference and then will immediately call for tax cuts.
- The US was beaten by Ghana in the World Cup yesterday. Whatever.
- And the nutjob world leader award this week goes to..... Kim Jong Il!!!! Yay!!! Sorry, Ahmadinejad. You'll be back.
- Matt Drudge, the king of dumbass headlines and juxtaposed pictures.
I always knew that a hot girl in a bikini was going to be my savior, I just had no idea she would be the savior.
- Rick "The Haircut" Santorum released breaking information that the US discovered 500 weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Vindication? Not so much. The Department of Defense debunked that myth years ago, as the weapons were unusable and were from before the original Persian Gulf War. Nice snooping, Rick! Here's another newsbreak for you -- you're down 18 points in your Senate race.
- The US was beaten by Ghana in the World Cup yesterday. Whatever.
- And the nutjob world leader award this week goes to..... Kim Jong Il!!!! Yay!!! Sorry, Ahmadinejad. You'll be back.
- Matt Drudge, the king of dumbass headlines and juxtaposed pictures.
I always knew that a hot girl in a bikini was going to be my savior, I just had no idea she would be the savior.
- Rick "The Haircut" Santorum released breaking information that the US discovered 500 weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Vindication? Not so much. The Department of Defense debunked that myth years ago, as the weapons were unusable and were from before the original Persian Gulf War. Nice snooping, Rick! Here's another newsbreak for you -- you're down 18 points in your Senate race.
posted by quint at 10:11 AM
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