You have chosen poorly

Is it me or does Star Jones look like Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones after he drinks the holy water from that Golden cup? She's wasting away! Also, I continue to love the Larry King backdrop -- it's like a giant Lite Brite board.

Anyway, Star has jumped ship from the View, lowering the average weight and average bitchiness ratio (ABR) significantly, although with Rosie O'Donnell joining the show in the fall, both numbers are expected to skyrocket. I will also be counting down the days until Barbara Walters punches Rosie in the face.

The whole Star Jones/Barbara Walters severely surgically altered tete a severely surgically altered tete is tremendous if not just for the egos, but also because the disproportionate media coverage it has been getting. In a day when Bin Laden released a new tape, the Israelis continued their attack on Gaza, and the Supreme Court bitchslapped the President and his good time buddies, CNN still chose to run the Star Jones story as the number one side headline. That's excellent.