Erection

So I'm going to skip right over the Mets getting pounded by the Red Sox last night and mention the hilarious story of the week: Rush Limbaugh getting detained in a Florida airport for once again being in possession of illegal prescription medicine -- this time it was viagra.

Where do I start?

First, why did the Palm Beach Airport have to force the knowledge, upon everyone in the world, that Rush Limbaugh still has sex? Couldn't have we just taken that for granted, kind of like not asking how sausage is made? Now we are forced to imagine it and picture it and.... I have a headache.

Secondly, ha! Is there a more embarrassing drug he could have been caught with? Even anti hemmorhoid cream would have been better -- Rush can't get it up! That's right, Rush can't get it up! Haha! Awesome. All right, maybe this news isn't such a bad thing.

But, leave it up to Rush to try to laugh it off. He joked that he told police that he got the pill from the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. Nice try. Everybody knows all Bill Clinton needed was a slight gust of wind and he was ready to go.

Rush can't get it up!