Friday News Roundup

- President Bush turned 60 yesterday, and he celebrated it by appearing on Larry King Live, where King grilled him and his wife and he deftly handled questions about the war in Iraq and other foreign policy troubles. Ha! The only way he would have had more softballs is if he went on Inside the Actor's Studio.

- Evidence indicates that one of the North Korean missiles that was fired earlier this week was headed in the general direction of Hawaii, prompting Matt Drudge to declare that the missile was fired at Hawaii and Sean Hannity to claim that Howard Dean was actually sitting atop the missile. Which is it guys -- are we supposed to be afraid or not afraid? Are we paying attention to these guys now or is Hugo Chavez harboring Al Queda?

- France and Italy will meet in the World Cup final, setting up the world record for most guys in a single place most likely to steal your girlfriend. No word if Germany is facing a drastic shortage of hair products or cologne.

- And finally, Mexico has a new a President Felipe Calderón, who not only won the election by a razor thin margin but also won "Most likely to be the name of a Miami Vice villain", previously awarded to the aforementioned Venezeluan President Hugo Chavez.