There was supposed to have been an Earth-shattering kaboom!

Day 1 of the North Korean nuclear age and we're all still here. That, I suppose, is a plus.

Fun fact: last year, Secretary of Ineptitude Condi Rice made light of North Korea's nuclear ambitions. "'I do think the North Koreans have been, frankly, a little bit disappointed that people are not jumping up and down and running around with their hair on fire,' she told The Wall Street Journal," writes the New York Times editorial board.

Smell that, Condi? That's every hair on my fucking body that's on fire. And I'm an Ashkenazi Jew. That's a lot of hair.