Awwww....

The dream has ended. The promise of tomorrow will have to wait. Our national destiny will not be fulfilled. Ferretface V. 911 is out. He will endorse Old Man River tomorrow in California.

Giuliani called his campaign "uplifting" and "positive". Ha.

So, what's next for 911? He's waying his options, trying to figure out the best way to remain in a role of prominence while continuing to scare the hell out of the American people and dredge up terrible memories. Best guess? Either game show host or Vice President.

As an aside, this makes me very, very happy.