The drifter did escape

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Our long national nightmare is over... Dennis Kucinich (D-the land of make believe) is going back to the hobbit hole/Ed Grimley lookalike contest/Vulcan colony/Midwestern city where he came from. That's right, Dennis the Menace has dropped out of the Presidential race. I guess he'll have to settle on having sex with his extremely hot British wife. Wait, why am I making fun of this guy?

Kucinich said he is dropping out to spend more time having sex with his extremely hot British wife. Wait, no, he is dropping out because he wants to focus on having sex with his extremely hot British wife. Wait... What is wrong with me today? He is dropping out because he is facing three primary challengers who have accused him of ignoring his district while running for President. Personally, I think the only thing he ignored during his run for President was reason, reality, logic, rationality, and the fact that he is not eligible to run for President because he wasn't born on the planet Earth, but hatched from an egg somewhere in the Ursa Minor system.

Extremely hot British wife.