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So apparently Jamie Lee Curtis is not considered an attractive woman by the readers of this blog. In fact, some have even hypothesized that she is, in fact, a man, and one reader commented that a part of her an anatomy might be the size of a certain mollusc. Did anyone see Trading Places? I am outraged.

While flipping channels during the commercials of Meet the Press this morning, I came across the film Serendipity, which normally would have caused me to break the television set. I reconsidered when I realized that I was not in my own house, and then noticed that the film featured both Bridget Moynihan and Kate Beckinsale, shattering the record for the total female attractiveness rating of any non-porno movie ever.

I contend that there are no other movies that come even close to that*, although the Golden Girls television series could give Serendipity a run for its money. Seriously, I think that the superhot actresses must have something in their contract which forces Caroline Rhea or Bonnie Hunt to be the hottest woman that can also be featured in the film. Angelina Jolie in a buddy pic with Charlize Theron? Wait, is Rosie O'Donnell available?

Exceptions include Wild Things and Boogie Nights