Friday news roundup
- In frightening and obnoxious lesbian news, Rosie O'Donnell has been named the new cohost of the View, replacing Meredith Viera who is joining The Today Show. Star Jones immediately gained 300 pounds in order to remain "the fat one".
- Senator Barack Obama appeared with Preachy McGuilttrip (AKA George Clooney) at the National Press Club to discuss how bad Batman and Robin was. Wait, no. They talked about the genocide in the Sudan. Sadly, due to lack of media and public interest, they were the only two people in the room.
- Finally, in Americans are stupid news, CNN contacted 1,012 adults and asked them what they thought of the political figure "Hillary Clinton" or "Hillary Rodham Clinton". 50% of voters believed "Hillary Rodham Clinton" was favorable, while 46% found "Hillary Clinton" favorable. And that's why I hate America, folks.
- Senator Barack Obama appeared with Preachy McGuilttrip (AKA George Clooney) at the National Press Club to discuss how bad Batman and Robin was. Wait, no. They talked about the genocide in the Sudan. Sadly, due to lack of media and public interest, they were the only two people in the room.
- Finally, in Americans are stupid news, CNN contacted 1,012 adults and asked them what they thought of the political figure "Hillary Clinton" or "Hillary Rodham Clinton". 50% of voters believed "Hillary Rodham Clinton" was favorable, while 46% found "Hillary Clinton" favorable. And that's why I hate America, folks.
posted by quint at 9:58 AM
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