Friday news roundup
- Rhode Island Congressman and noted wino Patrick Kennedy got into an accident early Thursday morning outside the Capitol Building. Hey, I won the pool! Cops at the scene reported that Kennedy was stumbling around and smelled of liquor, while Kennedy said that he had not consumed any alcohol before the accident. Hey, I won the pool!
Matt Drudge jumped all over this baby and published this headline, apparently recycled from July of 1969:
- In what I'd imagine is an attempt to win "Stupidest political controversy of 2006", President Bush this week decreed that the Star Spangled Banner should be sung in English, and that Americans "ought to learn English". No word on when the President will learn English.
- Bush's literal attack dog was at it again this week, as Vice President Cheney bashed Russia for its human rights abuses. Wait a minute here, how many countries can we tangle with at one time? Somebody call Wolfowitz, we've got another war to bungle!
Matt Drudge jumped all over this baby and published this headline, apparently recycled from July of 1969:
- In what I'd imagine is an attempt to win "Stupidest political controversy of 2006", President Bush this week decreed that the Star Spangled Banner should be sung in English, and that Americans "ought to learn English". No word on when the President will learn English.
- Bush's literal attack dog was at it again this week, as Vice President Cheney bashed Russia for its human rights abuses. Wait a minute here, how many countries can we tangle with at one time? Somebody call Wolfowitz, we've got another war to bungle!
posted by quint at 2:21 PM
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Mi Nombre es Rebecca Steinmetz. Vote' por Vicente Fox por secretario generalissimo.
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