Wednesday, May 03, 2006

I want mashiach now, time to start revealin

Orthodox Judaism teaches that a messiah will come to earth and bring peace to the world. Christianity teaches that Christ will return to earth and deliver the righteous from evil. Regardless of the religious differences that define these views, it is clear that all religious and cultural groups will agree that our savior has arrived. That's right. Mr. T is returning to television as an inspirational speaker and advice giver.


T will be appearing on "I Pity the Fool" which will air on TV Land, presumably causing over 100 million TV viewers to simultaneously call their cable providers and subscribe to TV Land. One can wonder what wonders and treasure that T will bring? The end to world hunger? A healing of race relations in the United States? A unilateral nuclear disarmament of Iran? An A-Team reunion sans Hannibal? I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

mother there is no other

8:14 PM  

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