Fade into Bolivian

Oh, it's so on. Mike Tyson is planning "Mike Tyson's World Tour", where I'd imagine hilarity will ensue. When pressed for details, Iron Mike said that some fights on the tour might involve... Wait for it... Women!!!!! Thats right!



Oh my god how is it possible that he keeps getting more entertaining? Is there a precedent for someone who continually completely surprises the entire population of the world with everything single thing he does? At this point we should expect every next wacko move he makes, but I gotta be honest, he keeps me on my toes. Here's hoping for kangaroo boxing next!

Some quick hits:

- Chicago White Sox infield Juan Uribe is wanted in the Dominican Republic for shooting a guy, continuing the long line of guys with last names that start with Ur shooting guys. Next on the list? Keith Urban or Steve Urkel, or possibly Stefan Urquel.

- Kim Jong Il (New nickname "The Illest") is preparing another nuclear test. You know what that means! More bad puns and photos like this:

- And finally, in simply horrifying posthumous Crocodile Hunter news, Steve Irwin's 8 year old daughter Bindi is getting her own wildlife show. Several scenes were filmed before Irwin's predictable death-by-stingray. Here's the money quote from Bindi, "Some people think that I would be afraid of them, but I'm never ever afraid of an animal." Umm....