Friday News Roundup
It's been a long time coming....
- Noted underage salad tosser R. Kelly gave an interview that was made public this week where he compared himself to the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, saying, "Dr. King was a civil rights leader who led our people through a decade of despair. I pissed all over a 14 year old girl and videotaped it. I think the similarities speak for themselves."
- Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco were seen out on the town together this week. Their budding romance is seen by some as a covert ploy to get a tv show, while Fisher called it a "blatant ploy to get a tv show."
- Paul Wolfowitz has agreed to resign from the World Bank in June, bringing the end to yet another Bush administration scandal. This one is especially unpleasant because it involves Paul Wolfowitz and sex, which is simply to horrible to discuss any further so I will change the subject.
- The White House and the Senate, led by Ted Kennedy, have reached a tentative agreement on immigration bill. Conservatives decry the bill for being too much like amnesty, liberals decry the bill for not helping unskilled workers, and President Bush decries it "for being, like, 500 pages long. Seriously." In other news, Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo committed suicide.
- Noted underage salad tosser R. Kelly gave an interview that was made public this week where he compared himself to the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, saying, "Dr. King was a civil rights leader who led our people through a decade of despair. I pissed all over a 14 year old girl and videotaped it. I think the similarities speak for themselves."
- Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco were seen out on the town together this week. Their budding romance is seen by some as a covert ploy to get a tv show, while Fisher called it a "blatant ploy to get a tv show."
- Paul Wolfowitz has agreed to resign from the World Bank in June, bringing the end to yet another Bush administration scandal. This one is especially unpleasant because it involves Paul Wolfowitz and sex, which is simply to horrible to discuss any further so I will change the subject.
- The White House and the Senate, led by Ted Kennedy, have reached a tentative agreement on immigration bill. Conservatives decry the bill for being too much like amnesty, liberals decry the bill for not helping unskilled workers, and President Bush decries it "for being, like, 500 pages long. Seriously." In other news, Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo committed suicide.
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