I think I'll start a new life

It's headlines like these that make me not want to read the article. I know I've been copping out on the whole "I'll blog more" pledage with these fluffly cut and paste jobs, but this is great. From laziness is born moderately funny comedy.

I also love the juxtaposition of the stripper article next to "Mom's worth how much" headline. It's all very good.