Stutter shook and uptight

I'm still in shellshock from Spitzer's fall, although it was probably naive for me to think that a guy who was elected to office by dirty money and who had dodged dirt charges for years was clean.

In sadder news, neither "Holy Spitz", or my even better creation, "Up Spitz creek" was used by the Post or the Daily News today. Here's hoping to "Up Spitz creek" when he gets sentenced for solicitation.

Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to jolt myself out of this haze and write about Spitzer's bizarre sexual pecadillos, which, shockingly, apparently include, gasp, sex without a condom! Oh my god Eliot Spitzer is a human male.

Here's a stupid quick poll from CNN to lighten the mood: