Bush selects Anakin Skywalker to lead CIA; Boba Fett irate

President Bush selected Porter Goss' replacement, naming Air Force General, Bush loyalist, and former NSA director Michael Hayden to be the brand new scapegoat director of the CIA. Once again, Bush apparently doesn't care what anyone thinks, as leaders in both parties objected to his nomination, Democrats because he directed the Bush administration's wiretapping operation, and Republicans because they are concerned with that his allegiance to the military might be too strong. Bush went with Hayden because his previous nominee was deemed unconfirmable:


The leftist nutjobs are abuzz because of his involvement in the wiretapping fiasco, but, and this is 100% true, Hayden claims that his technical experience is incredibly limited and that he can't even "program his VCR". Well, I'm convinced.