Instant.... well, actually, no.. delayed, that's right, delayed, karma's gonna get you...
President Bush got shit on by a bird yesterday. Hooray!
After trying unsuccessfully to remove the shit from his sleeve, he conferred with Dick Cheney and then kicked over an ant hill, killing the queen and leaving the colony in a bloody civil war.
I'm away for the weekend, and then away the next weekend, and the next weekend, and I'm learning the guitar and I haven't written anything funny in 3 months, so I'll see you when I see you!
After trying unsuccessfully to remove the shit from his sleeve, he conferred with Dick Cheney and then kicked over an ant hill, killing the queen and leaving the colony in a bloody civil war.
I'm away for the weekend, and then away the next weekend, and the next weekend, and I'm learning the guitar and I haven't written anything funny in 3 months, so I'll see you when I see you!