Face to Face
While recovering from my recent bout of Biden-cephalitis, I was browsing CNN and came across this unintentionally hilarious side-by-side photo of Barack Obama and John McCain, a journalistic device that is the favorite of media outlets everywhere:
So I decided to find some similar pictures and write hysterical captions to them.
Happier times before Barack Obama became a Muslim
McCain has completed his transformation to disembodied head wearing a dickie
This photo was taken with McCain's most treasured personal item, a camera given to him by George Eastman in 1886.
Apparently they're now a TV evening news team
Wait, which one is which here?
Barack Obama immediately following root canal surgery and John McCain immediately following a bowel movement
Ok, we get it, even his microphones are black
REDACTED
Barack might be under there I can't be sure, this picture is like an MC Escher painting
So I decided to find some similar pictures and write hysterical captions to them.
Happier times before Barack Obama became a Muslim
McCain has completed his transformation to disembodied head wearing a dickie
This photo was taken with McCain's most treasured personal item, a camera given to him by George Eastman in 1886.
Apparently they're now a TV evening news team
Wait, which one is which here? 
Barack Obama immediately following root canal surgery and John McCain immediately following a bowel movement
Ok, we get it, even his microphones are black
REDACTED
Barack might be under there I can't be sure, this picture is like an MC Escher painting
posted by quint at 8:48 PM
3 Comments:
I've been staring cross-eyed at that last picture for 20 minutes. You know who I see.....I see the hair of a Mr. Rick Perry.
McCain looks a little regretful about his shit in the bowel movement pic. Like he wishes it could have gone differently.
'face to face' should be reoccurring.
simply brilliant. -josh
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