Sunday, August 24, 2008

Face to Face

While recovering from my recent bout of Biden-cephalitis, I was browsing CNN and came across this unintentionally hilarious side-by-side photo of Barack Obama and John McCain, a journalistic device that is the favorite of media outlets everywhere:


So I decided to find some similar pictures and write hysterical captions to them.


Happier times before Barack Obama became a Muslim


McCain has completed his transformation to disembodied head wearing a dickie


This photo was taken with McCain's most treasured personal item, a camera given to him by George Eastman in 1886.


Apparently they're now a TV evening news team



Wait, which one is which here?


Barack Obama immediately following root canal surgery and John McCain immediately following a bowel movement


Ok, we get it, even his microphones are black



REDACTED


Barack might be under there I can't be sure, this picture is like an MC Escher painting

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been staring cross-eyed at that last picture for 20 minutes. You know who I see.....I see the hair of a Mr. Rick Perry.

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Chuna said...

McCain looks a little regretful about his shit in the bowel movement pic. Like he wishes it could have gone differently.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'face to face' should be reoccurring.
simply brilliant. -josh

3:29 PM  

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