Number 2

The pick will be revealed in about 6-8 hours, and before I go to sleep tonight have dreams of Joe Biden's teeth, Moderately Effed is going to make its bold prediction for Barack Obama's Vice Presidential nominee, Jack Reed (D-RI).

"I'm in the Senate!"

Jack Reed flew under the radar for a while but was mentioned again today as a possible finalist, amidst buzz that the Secret Service had been dispatched to Rhode Island either to guard Reed or because they all really like going out in Newport.

Anyway, I think Barack ultimately got scared away Biden's hair and went for a guy who also has a fun haircut in Reed. Personally, I like Reed's military experience and his weird chin.